Кевин (mmn) wrote,
Кевин
mmn

Office gossip!

Kevin Costelloe says:
I heard Sharron in accounting shagged Stephanie with a two way dildo....


David says:
What???!!!????!!!

David says:
Who is Stephanie?

Daz Mania says:
Ohhh

David says:
Who is Sharron?

Kevin Costelloe says:
i feel left out in the gossip game so I'm making somethings up

Daz Mania says:
i wana hear more

Kevin Costelloe says:
Then Darren walked in and beat Sharron with a Salmon!

Daz Mania says:
yes the dirty bitch!!

Daz Mania says:
and David video'd it to sell on the net

Daz Mania says:
perfect gossip!!

Kevin Costelloe says:
no, but Jack who was down in reception left his mobile in the supplies closet and he forgot to hang up on Sharron's boss' wife's cousin-in-law's best friend's answerphone!

Daz Mania says:
uh oh

Daz Mania says:
thats quite the scenario

Kevin Costelloe says:
oh yes, and theres more....

Daz Mania says:
oh *intrigued*

Kevin Costelloe says:
Dan who is in Finland right now has a dog that keeps on attacking 999 operators, and then Jessica from accounting found this out and told Sally, you know that whiney bitch from payroll, anyways sally was like "Oh my god, i used to work for 999 as an operator" and then the dog came and attacked her.... but nobody helped because in the office there is a parrot who guards the telephone so employees can't use the phone for calls and like cost the company big £££! anyways, so like nobody could call 999 but sherrie just ended up laughing her self to death...

Daz Mania says:
LoL

Daz Mania says:
uve way to much time on your hands
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