"If I saw you on a zebra crossing, I'd run your fucking ass down and reverse just to make sure..... JUST KIDDING, I got no reverse gear, so I'd be spot on when your face hits my bumper the first time biatch."
"Basically like [the Fat Bitch] in the cake aisle in Sainsburys, hoovering that shit up like her fat ass is going out of style."
And my personal favourite "Tonight I saw the face of a sour trout. It made me want to heave in to an envelope and address it to "That Trout Cunt", with carrotty love."
I either need to chill, win the lottery or just knife a few fuckers with a blunt blade to rid myself of this emo angst. I'm leaning towards the latter option.