01:03 @ colmirl I was thinking of a good old fasioned English robbery (it's polite to invite your victims) but no ¤100 i'll buy you a drink ins ... # 11:12 @ colmirl Do you have a INQ Chat 3G? If so, good or not so good? # 11:43 @ pifflevalve I just remembered EVERYTHING is closed today. ARSE. # 11:54 Hay #NokiaN97 owners, what is the best #Twitter app that will run off the home screen and that isn't pants (especially if it's a pay one!)? # 12:04 @ colmirl Hmm, I'm considering a replacement for my N97, I only ever use my phone for texting, email, fb and Twitter and the N97's battery... # 12:05 @ colmirl ... isn't up to the job. But I hear the INQ isn't either. Hard times. # 12:12 @ colmirl Ho hum. How's the push email function on teh gmails? I'd like to get rid of the Crackberry on Orange PAYG that I also carry... # 12:14 Fucking facebook app "NO INTERNET CONNECTION" well make one asshole, you have full 3G access.... # 12:27 Just downloaded Gravity (twitter app) not really impressed. Full version is 10 euro too! # 12:38 @ colmirl If you have a fiddle let me know. # 13:01 twitpic.com/1d5p1t - I'm almost out of them now! # 13:02 @ sammymcloughlin There are geeks worldwide crying like the britney guy. Leave the ipad alone! # 13:06 @ AEguy27 Equally "oh yes" is about as bad if not worse. # 13:28 What is going out here? Yeah i just fixed my predictive text, it had a few too many bad habits. # 13:47 RT @PiratePartyUK Labour & Tories infringed copyright with the Ashes-To-Ashes posters: bit.ly/bBGaGN #debill (via @chris_coltrane) # 14:07 twitpic.com/1d62y3 - Harvey is on guard. # 14:09 twitpic.com/1d638s - Wait, it just seems to be a distraction burglary on the popcorn bowl. # 14:17 @ pifflevalve Tesco's loss is your gain. # 14:51 @ oshiewan Nothing says jesus like stuffing your face with chocolate. # 16:06 @ mikeypod Obvious answer is to buy a large hose and catering sized box of m&ms and demonstrate first hand why. # 16:08 @ lakeguydreams It could be worse. They could be spending 250m euros. # 16:15 @ colmirl I have chip shop curry sauce and a kilo of chips. It's party time over here, # 17:23 @ colmirl Well it's pretty good curry sauce.. # 17:48 Why am I getting anonymous calls on Easter Sunday. Isn't this against Jesus or something? # 17:50 @ pifflevalve Intentionally accidental? # 18:08 @ pifflevalve He'll get the neighbourhood watch on to you. Sounds like you intended on doing doughnuts on his front garden. Admit it! # 18:47 It's nearly 7pm and it's BROAD DAYLIGHT. I'm liking this, but it's far too cold. # 19:00 Je suis désole, je ne parles pas l'anglais. Merde! # 19:15 I wish I had my motorised vehicle back, but it shall be soon. Then we'll bugger off to Taunton (for another saturday afternoon drive). # 19:16 @ sexyer1 I've hooked up on Twitter once. It was short and quick. # 19:20 Rather concerningly Mr Sheen and my Tesco value deoderant have the same scent. # 19:31 Urgh. Eating food makes me ill. Hello again my eating disorder friend. # 19:33 WTF - bit.ly/cBNQuM # 21:55 Kevin Costelloe, you are a fucking idiot. # 22:14 @ colmirl Don't worry, this is a ten year long running fuck up of biblical proportions. Nothing new here. # 23:12 @ pifflevalve Isn't that what fruit tea is all about? #