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  • 04:03 @mkuplens Are they celebrating national police brutality day by using excessive force with every arrest? #
  • 10:10 @divaschematic Kate nash only ever comes out with rubbish. #
  • 12:08 @colmirl Well if you don't go full emo when doing emo impressions they start emailing you poems. #
  • 12:14 Today i'm testing my patience by making a website in asp. Also gravity dumps tweets when it loses signal. Pants. #
  • 18:08 @colmirl The train that looks suspiciously like a knackered coach. #
  • 18:11 RT @SleepTalkinMan: "Yeah. I'm gonna cook monkey brain. Tell them it's cauliflower. I love the sound of veggies retching in the toilet." #
  • 18:13 @oshiewan Ah filter lanes and the people too stupid to realise they are there until the last moment, #
  • 19:01 @colmirl Were they talking loudly about how "y'all never see this in america!"? #
  • 19:05 Gravity is acting oddly today. A moment ago it only had tweets from 6 april now it's lost some of my followers. #
  • 19:17 I had mac and cheese out of a box and i feel ill. It appears food is making me sick, feed me by IV and call me Paris Hilton! #
  • 20:47 Stupid fucking phone just froze and triggered a call to 999! #
  • 21:01 Oh awesome a look at the call history shows that my phone tried two emergency calls. Good thing they didn't connect.Well i hope they didn't. #
  • 21:32 @colmirl I think everybody on this continent have this power. All i hear is techno and i rave to it! #
  • 21:33 twitpic.com/1ext08 - See. Crazy phone melt down. #
  • 21:42 @pifflevalve Like a row of pink tents. #
  • 21:48 twitpic.com/1exwzq - What is so awesome about my home screen? Answers on a postcard (or reply). #
  • 21:51 @FagHagMom I've got a tear in my crotch area in my rather expensive and most loved jeans that duct tape is valliantly holding together! #
  • 21:54 @FagHagMom The credit crunch affects us all ;) #
  • 22:01 @FagHagMom Very nouveau chic and it does the job, there is certainly a market for duct tape clothing! #
  • 22:14 @FagHagMom I actually LOL'd. #
  • 22:19 @dropdeadchris Sometimes an undo button would be handy. #
  • 22:24 @penelopeelse It could be worse, your dentist could ask in all seriousness "do you vant ane-stetik for zat?" #
  • 22:26 @pifflevalve Did you find it yet? #
  • 22:28 @penelopeelse Mine is a scary man with a large needle (when you protest) and a drill. But he's NHS so he's very nice (with my debit card). #
  • 22:31 @pifflevalve Very close but not quite it! #
  • 22:33 @penelopeelse You'll probably be fine with the dentist, but it's that highly judgemental hygenist you need to becareful of! #
  • 22:40 My phone has lost the plot. Just seriously crashed out and reset the date and time amongst other things. #
  • 22:45 I downloaded the winter olympics sound track. That bastard bang the drum song has been caught in my head for the last month! #