Twitter Updates of the Day: mmn

00:22 Ah, City life, the people are kicking off and the cops are showing up. I can't wait for the 1am drug deals to start! #
02:33 @mkuplens Er because they do. But with the exception of expensive chairs. #
11:55 @Daz71 He had a Jammy Dodger! You can't kill a man with a Jammy Dodger. It's a universal rule. #
12:01 @FagHagMom I just watched the video and read the comments. Not very christian comments from self proclaimed christians! #
12:48 What a pain tesco didn't have what i want so wow walking to asda #
13:27 I've just opened up TWO windows. HELLO SUMMER! #
13:41 @pifflevalve It's actually rather nice out (and doesn't smell of sick in my street). It's like the Cote d'Azur on Bristol Bridge. #
13:41 LAWL bit.ly/bA5nec - £900 on FarmVille. #
14:04 I just dropped my #Goodwill bought Elephant. No worries though, it only lost a few bits off it! #
14:06 twitpic.com/1gkbr1 - Look I got my elephant out unharmed! #
14:12 uh oh, I am so bad at this cooking thing. Just realised the beef is only HALF thawed. :( #
14:17 @oshiewan Trust me I have poisioned myself so many times I'm now immune. #
15:47 Oh wonderful. The schools are back this week and driving to work is now going to take double the time. Walk FFS! #
15:48 @Daz71 Subliminal advertising outside their advertising restrictions (for now). #
17:30 Does this qualify as a #FirstWorldProblem - bit.ly/9fREht ? #
17:56 twitpic.com/1glzv3 - It went very dark in my flat. That's one bad ass seagull! #
19:30 Two years of not using it my breakdown policy had two hits this month. Recovery and now engine noise. Bastard. #
20:53 I fucking hate cars. Car tax & MOT due and now I have to pay some fucker to open the engine. Report "Poss cam chain". FUCKSOCKS. #
21:02 Time for a drink (or an entire bottle of wine for all it fucking matters). #
21:58 is about to eat chicken like it just got invented. Screw you calorie controlled diet. #
21:59 @oshiewan once you drink enough of it then the fact it's vile won't really matter! #
22:00 Oh poor Danii Minogue, HOW WILL SHE LIVE WITH £300,000 LESS? #
23:00 @FagHagMom Same for any religion if it doesn't suit them then they ignore it! It's pathetic justifying hate with a book. #
23:45 Delicious. Please send some by special delivery! #
23:45 @mkuplens Er my last tweet yardor you! #
23:47 @mkuplens And "yardor" means "was for" when your bastard nokia touch screen doesn't recognise letters. #
23:50 RT @md1347: #OLTL Ho's vs Mo's #kish twitpic.com/1gkuoh #
23:53 @md1347 This photo is brillant for a number of reasons! #

Post a new comment
Error
Anonymously

Log in

default userpic

Your reply will be screened

Your IP address will be recorded

When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.

Preview comment

Help
0 comments

Post a new comment
0 comments

Twitter Updates of the Day

OH.MG Entertainment Solutions Inc GmbH SAS EURL

Sundaynotsofunday

I’m still alive

Error