Кевин (mmn) wrote,

Twitter Updates of the Day

  • 19:19 Thank you #BCC for declining my parking permit. Now I have to miss Doctor Who every week because I'm MOVING MY CAR. #
  • 19:22 Take that #3MBB - 4,5GB used last month. #
  • 20:54 ASDA saussages don't DO getting cooked. I think I might have to oven them next time. bit.ly/9ortVv #
  • 21:33 @mkuplens I bought some LIDL ones for 98p, so I thought ASDA's 78p ones would be of similar caliber. I was so so wrong. #
  • 21:41 I have actually just turned on the heating in the flat. Heating. In. May. #
  • 22:02 @cecilgene We got the shitty end of the global warming stick it seems. Also, doesn't water boil at 100 deg? Or are you using weird non-m... #
  • 22:03 @cecilgene .. [m]etric talk? #
  • 22:14 Stomp stomp stomp, yeah mate, at least the gas board isn't trying to take my meter away. #
  • 22:16 @cecilgene Bloody hell 37C (I had to google that). Send some of that here and you can have some piss cold rain! #
  • 22:34 @cecilgene Think pre-sewage London and imagine a bucket of it hurling out a window. That kind of piss is what we have. #

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