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I may have to screen this entry. It shows mine up.

This is why ITV got premium rate numbers tightened up for the rest of us.

The best part about it is he is my boyfriend. :-)

I hate you so much right now. I'm talking Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton. That's how much.

Aw I'm sorry. But I am a very lucky man... belieeeeeeeeve me.

I can certainly believe it! Unrelated, but does he have a twin brother who finds Bristolian a romantic language?

Because I'm well gurt lush and I'd wine and dine him with a pint of Natch and McDonalds before putting out in the alley behind my flat*.

* In Bristol this is like taking your boyfriend out to the Ritz and eating Lobster and Caviar. We're simple us West Country folk.

It's like I'M IN 3D NOW!

If this was facebook I'd j'aime this (as my Facebook is in French).

Probably not relevant to your interests but relevant to mine since in the words of the immortal Terry Tibbs I'm "an ass kinda guy"

In fairness if you like men, women or a mixture there of, a tidy ass will do any guy. Plus you get extra points from my resident lezzer.