I just had an argument with a girl I know.
She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
Unrelated to this offensive joke, one of the dogs is farting like a bean eating sailor. Nothing is more foul than dog farts in rapid sucession!
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