Sat, 13:19: Great my bed keeps deflating. Either this is due to cold weather or it needs a puncture repair!
Sat, 14:08: RT @wandywatson: The lead actor in our local pantomime 'Aladdin', was bum raped live on stage last night. To be fair the audience did tr ...
Sat, 19:57: The @sixapart TypePad app is a right old biatch when it comes to uploading photos.
Sat, 20:39: Jump Stacy Jump! I'm sick of your crying and generally whiney demeanour! #eastenders
Sat, 21:25: Another day and another set of Koreaboo's taking up space on the TT for irrelevant shit. Joyeux Noel mofos.
Sat, 21:29: "Cette video ne peut actuellement pas etre lue sur un iPhone" is not what I want to see @YouTube when it was once available!
Sat, 21:33: @fgwoll1e any particular reason for the mega shift on the BRI > Westbury > PEW trains for next week? My normal commute starts at 5.45 now :(
Sat, 22:08: THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVAR "All beer pound mate" I've got enough guinness and natch to kill an elephant for a tenner.
Sat, 22:10: Oh and to add class I got a large bottle of lambrini for 1.50! Screw you liver! Jaundice here I come!
Sat, 23:38: Dear @clublandtv you need more abs and hairy legs, we all can't be bothered with tits.
Sat, 23:42: Ha! I totally showed my father, a faggot can have more kids than him, unfortunately all mine are bought and sold in a human trafficking ring
Sat, 23:46: 15 minutes of christmas left. It's like a skanky fart, just lingers on and won't leave!
Sat, 23:49: Um, @youtube I pay for my bandwidth so take your adverts and fuck off.
Sat, 23:51: And @YouTube you owe me 30p for that 3MB smirnoff advert.
Sat, 23:54: Blackberrys and alcohol don't mix, but Natch and Facebook are fair game.
Sun, 00:02: Woo! My heating has turned off, that means it's my favourite day! BOXING DAY.
