Кевин (mmn) wrote,
Кевин
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My tweets

  • Thu, 14:04: Corn Street http://bit.ly/eCc6cI
  • Thu, 21:32: I need to get pregnant quickly. It's the only way I can excuse the monstrosity called my tea this evening.
  • Thu, 21:39: Watching Cops on CBS Reality. I used to find this programme blissfully boring, now it's all Lil Wayne smacking my hoes up.
  • Thu, 22:26: "Have you been taking anything man?" "No, I'm lookin' for Jesus!" "Dude, what have you taken? Look at his pupils!" "I love jesus!" LOL Cops.
  • Thu, 22:29: Oh Sky, claiming that you're a "brand you can trust" is like saying petrol and fire are the safest form of amusement among toddlers.
  • Thu, 22:35: I respect a man with good looks who can take down a drugged up old hippy in one swoop in the middle of a Denny's. Merkin cops are awesome-o.
  • Thu, 22:36: "He was acting strange, I just wanted to get some food, I ignored him but when he called me George Bush that was the last straw". HAHAHAHA
  • Thu, 22:39: "I'm a big guy and you're only small, I understand why you did that". Cop: "I might be small but I have skills." Dude got pwned by a midget.
  • Thu, 22:47: Officer arrest that man with undue brutal force. That's what a man with a pony tail deserves.
  • Thu, 23:01: I just called the dog fat and got a disapproving look from a creature that licks it's own ass. Harsh.
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