- Thu, 14:04: Corn Street http://bit.ly/eCc6cI
- Thu, 21:32: I need to get pregnant quickly. It's the only way I can excuse the monstrosity called my tea this evening.
- Thu, 21:39: Watching Cops on CBS Reality. I used to find this programme blissfully boring, now it's all Lil Wayne smacking my hoes up.
- Thu, 22:26: "Have you been taking anything man?" "No, I'm lookin' for Jesus!" "Dude, what have you taken? Look at his pupils!" "I love jesus!" LOL Cops.
- Thu, 22:29: Oh Sky, claiming that you're a "brand you can trust" is like saying petrol and fire are the safest form of amusement among toddlers.
- Thu, 22:35: I respect a man with good looks who can take down a drugged up old hippy in one swoop in the middle of a Denny's. Merkin cops are awesome-o.
- Thu, 22:36: "He was acting strange, I just wanted to get some food, I ignored him but when he called me George Bush that was the last straw". HAHAHAHA
- Thu, 22:39: "I'm a big guy and you're only small, I understand why you did that". Cop: "I might be small but I have skills." Dude got pwned by a midget.
- Thu, 22:47: Officer arrest that man with undue brutal force. That's what a man with a pony tail deserves.
- Thu, 23:01: I just called the dog fat and got a disapproving look from a creature that licks it's own ass. Harsh.
- Thu, 23:23: He took down a hippy and he's alright for a ginger. http://j.mp/hX7dha
- Thu, 23:44: RT @jackmackenroth: I've been told my laughter is infectious. Coincidentally so are my bodily fluids.
- Thu, 23:48: Police foot chases will always end in hilarity when the first thing a cop says is "oooohhh, I fell!".
- Thu, 23:48: Er, that should be "ooooohh *he* fell". #fail
- Fri, 00:01: Well, that's unfortunate. http://twitpic.com/3lcivl
- Fri, 00:19: Honestly, if this was a human I totally would have ended this relationship over this. http://twitpic.com/3lcp03
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