My tweets

Thu, 13:57: I can officially say that everything hurts. A lot. Even the fart it let out.
Thu, 14:37: I'm sat in the "priority seats" on the train and I'm not moving for anybody, in fact, I don't think I can even move at Temple Meads.
Fri, 10:03: RT @Horrorsc0pes: LIBRA: Your disappearance is left a mystery after I tell the police you're definitely not in my basement. Now, put the ...
Fri, 10:15: The Kevin Daily is out! http://bit.ly/ggqgmi ▸ Top stories today by @gementerprise @parkr @ttytter @cazwellnyc @free082sms
Fri, 10:59: I just stubbed my toe. Now EVERYTHING is in pain.

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