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Aye ye ye eet was Christmas!

So Christmas has been and gone, thank god for that.  It's been a touch dull but at least there were good films on and I managed to eat enough chicken through out the day that my wee smelled of fried chicken.

I'm not sure if I should be proud or concerned about this (I'm edging towards pride).

I kind of expected this entry to be slightly better than it is at the moment, perhaps because I managed to do some rather interesting things over the last fortnight.  I'd write about them but my memory is a bit vague considering the alcohol consumption involved from the start of this month onwards.  However, fear not my eager beaver readers, people have taken embarrassing photos!  In fact so embarrassing I shall show you all one now:-

As you can see from the above photo I clearly have no shame and I've got fat.  Good thing though is that I can collect my brand new bicycle as soon as I get my Bike4Work Scheme certificate, which I can then use to get to and from work and drop a shit load of stonage in a couple months.   And I'm sure I can drop down to my birth weight of 5 lbs, 6 oz in no time.