As I'm sure everybody knows, I have a house spider with an epic attitude problem and perhaps a tiny bit mental.
But I got the dude back for his two legged salute a few weeks back.
I came in the bathroom switched on the light and no word of a lie the little shit jumped and legged it across the floor, turning back looking at me for a second before making a run for the bath tub.
Suckas, I made a spider jump.
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