Time for one of my pre-receptionist posts:

I demand all who read my journal shall post this in their own journal for
my personal amusement:

Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!

Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!

Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!

Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!

The code for this nonsense is:
<h1>Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!</h1>
<h2>Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!</h2>
<h3>Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!</h3>
<h4>Chilli Cheese Cake and Crackers!</h4>