August 29th, 2002

I HAS HAT

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Yay, I've got tomrrow off and it's a payday so I'm hitting the high street :o)
[right now I'm as bouncy as Britney Spears store bought titties]
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    bouncy bouncy
I HAS HAT

A story from the bible

In Kevin 20:02 in the bible of me, the passage reads:

"And on then from the word of his master, NatWest, the card was decended into the darkness and shreaded to bits. The crime it commited was that of being melted in the machine of fast tickets located in Chippenham. God was pleased at the sight of the box with sharp objects that shreads, the card however was not."

In plain English, I shreaded my old switch card in the accounting shreader.
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    devious devious
I HAS HAT

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Tonights Challenge:

Get trashed.

Funds required: £50
Materials: Vodka, Vokda like drink, Rum and/or Rum like drink.
Chances of waking up in a police station: 89.75%
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    hyper hyper