November 22nd, 2002

I HAS HAT

Bush a Moron?

A canadian offical states what the world has known for a very long time

PRAGUE - An offhand comment by a senior member of the Chrétien government may have a lasting effect on relations between Ottawa and Washington. A top aide to the prime minister has been quoted as referring to U.S. President George W. Bush as "a moron."....

.....It began when President Bush made a speech in the Czech capital calling on NATO countries to spend more on defence.

Canadian officials saw that as a veiled criticism of Ottawa's military spending. The Prime Minister's director of communications, Francoise Ducros, said of Bush, "What a moron."

The comment apparently was made in the presence of at least two reporters.....


.....White House spokesman Ari Fleischer, who is accompanying Bush in Prague, dismissed the comment as coming from "somebody who obviously doesn't speak for the Canadian government."

The problem is Francoise Ducros does speak for the Canadian government, usually on background and off the record. The quote first attributed to a government official was soon linked to Ducros and widely reported....


Of course the opposition parties were quick to jump on the anti-liberal bandwagon (again):

...In Ottawa, Canadian Alliance MP Jason Kenney wanted to know if the quote was accurate. And if it is, "does it reflect the views of the Liberal government?"

Conservative leader Joe Clark said if such a statement was made the offending party "should be on a plane home right now." ....


But it also seems the Prime Minister is not in complete agreement that Bush is a complete utter moron:

... The disparaging comment from Chrétien's inner circle has shaken the Prime Minister's Office. Prime Minister Jean Chrétien was forced to say on Thursday that President Bush is "a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all."....

(link)
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I HAS HAT

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As fun as this routine is getting, heres another account you can close
knowing 15 more idiots will still have their money at the end of the day.

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> Dear ,
>
> Before I introduce myself, I wish o inform you that
> this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat
> it serious. I am Dr. Muhammad Khalil Hasan, a banker
> of the Mashreq Bank Plc Dubai, UAE. I am the Accounts
> officer of Engineer Michael Johnson, a national of
> your Country, who was until his death, a contractor
> and Crude Oil merchant in UAE.
>
> Michael, his wife and their children were involved in
> the Kenya airline plane crash on the 1st of Feb. 2000.
> Since then I as his accounts officer in the bank, have
> made several enquiries to your Embassy to locate any
> of Michael's extended relatives/available next of kin,
> without any success. I came across your name and
> contact, on the course of my personal searching for
> Michael's relations, so I decided to contact you for
> this project.
>
> I am contacting you to assist in repatriating and
> securing the wealth left behind in a fixed deposit
> account by Michael, before they get confiscated or
> declared unserviceable by my bank. The board of my
> bank, has issued a notice that after 2 months from now
> and no next of kin shown up for the claim, the funds
> will be confiscated and declared unserviceable. Since
> I and my team have been unsuccessful in locating
> Michael's relatives for sometime now, I seek your
> consent to present you as the Next of Kin of the
> deceased since you are a foreigner, so that the
> proceed of this deposit valued at USd$7.5 Million
> Dollars can be released to you.
>
> The bank will release the funds to any foreigner who
> has all related information/documents to the bank
> account. I am in charge of this matter in my bank,
> because I am his accounts officer. Your application
> will be directed to my department for verification and
> approval. Everything is under my control.
>
>
> I shall provide you all the information and copy of
> the certificate of deposit issued to Michael when he
> deposited the funds. I shall also introduce you to an
> attorney who shall represent you in all the
> appropriate offices for the claim. Please, find in the
> attachment, the family picture of Michael which is in
> his file. This is just to proof to you that my
> proposal is genuine. I also have all necessary
> information we need for the claim and once the money
> is transferred to you, I shall destroy all the
> documents used for the claim and leave no traces.
> After everything, you shall have 40% of the total sum,
> while 60% for me.
>
> All requires is your honest cooperation to enable us
> see this business successful. I guarantee that this
> will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
> will protect you from any breach of the law. Michael
> was a very good man and it is not wise to allow his
> hard earned wealth to be stolen by the greedy
> directors of my bank.
>
> Further details awaits your response by email. PLEASE,
> TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET. Please, confirm the
> receipt of the picture in the attachment, as it was
> difficult to attach.
>
> Best Regards
>
> Muhammad Khalil Hasan.
> Banker.
>
>
>
> ______________________________________________________________________
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I HAS HAT

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I just *had* to help that poor fool out with some new material.

Dear Sir,

I have received your highly un-orignal attempt to scam me out of my money,
but if you need help thinking of ways to take my money in the future
please use one of the following scam messages as a template:

#1:
Dear Sir,
My name is Zach Jobo, I am the only son of Chief Solomon
Dudu Jobo. As I am writing to you this mail, the where
about of my big sister remains a Mystery to me for the past
two weeks now. I could not go looking for her for the fear
of my security because I am suspecting that the people that
killed my father took her and this made me go into hiding.
I have reported the matter to the police and up till now no
clue was found about her disappearance.
My late father was a very wealthy cocoa and coffee merchant
based in Abidjan, the economic capital of Cote d'Ivoire
(Ivory Coast). Before he was poisoned o death by his
business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a
business issue. My mother Anna Jobo had died 12yrs earlier
when I was only 7yrs old.
Before the death of my father on 10th February this year in
a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called us
on his bedside and told us that he has a sum of
US$21,500,000 (Twenty one million,five hundred thousand
United States dollars) left in a Security and safe deposit
house here in Abidjan, that he used my name for the
beneficiary in the deposit of the fund. He also explained
to me that it was because of this wealth that he was
poisoned by his business associates. He directed us where
to get the documents of the said deposit and I have all the
papers concerning this here with me.
He advised that if he dies, we should look for a reliable
and trust worthy person to solicit for his help to bring
out the money and transfer it to another country because we
are not safe to live in this country any longer. He said
that we should not go to any of his friends or associates
for help.
I have gone to the Security Company to negotiate on how to
take this money but found out that my father left an
instruction with the Company of deposit that I must reach
an acclaimed age of 25yrs before the deposit could be
released to me. We went out of school since the death of my
father and now my only sister had disappeared. I am no
longer in school and I hardly cannot afford to wait till
more six years because of my safety and my education.
I am soliciting your assistance in the following ways;
1- To act as my father's business partner/guardian so that
the Company could release the money to you.
2- To provide a bank account where this money would be
transferred into
3- To serve as my guardian and take care of any investment
we make till I finish school.
4-Make arrangement for me to come over to your country
after the money has been transferred.
if you are thus truely disposed to help, I will give you
all the documents so that you will contact the Security
company on my behalf as my late father's foreign partner so
that the Company will release the deposit to you. Out of
the whole money, we will negotiate on what you are to take
for your assistance.
Please write me back immediately through this email address
above so that we can negotiate on how to go about this.
God bless you, while I await your urgent response
Zach Jobo

#2:

ASSISTANCE REQUIRED FOR ACQUISITION OF ESTATES.
Dear sir,
I write to inform you of my desire to acquire estates or landed properties
in your country on behalf of the Director of Contracts and Finance
Allocation of the Federal Ministry of works and Housing in Nigeria.
Considering his very strategic and influential position, he would want the
transaction to be strictly as confidential as possible. He further want his
identity to remain undisclosed at least for now, until the completion of the
transaction. Hence our desire to have an overseas agent.
I have therefore been directed to inquire if you would agree to act as our
overseas agent in order to actualise this transaction.
The deal in brief is that the funds with which to carry out our proposed
investments in your country is presently in a coded account in the Nigerian
apex bank and we need your assistance to transfer the funds to your country
or any safe account outside your country in a convenient bank account that
will be provided by you before we can put the funds into use. For this you
shall be considered to have executed a contract for the ministry. The
contract sum of which shall run into US$15.5Million of which your share
shall be 30% if you agree to be our overseas agent. Your area of
specialisation does not matter in this transaction, all that is required of
you is a safe account and your willingness to assist us acquire estates in
your country.
As soon as payment is effected and the amount mentioned above is
successfully transferred into your account, we intend to use our own share
in acquiring some estates abroad. For this too, you shall serve as our agent
. It might interest you to note that last year, a similar transaction was
carried out with one MR. CHIENCHEN YU of Taiwan but after securing the
payment approvals, and payment effected, MR.CHIENCHEN YU changed his numbers
and addresses, and was no where to be found on our getting to Taiwan. That
was how we lost US$7.5Million. So this time around , I will be with you
before the remmittance is made into your provided account to avoid future
occurrence and allow trust to play a very minimal role until performance is
seen.
You are requested to communicate your acceptance or otherwise of this
proposal, through Tel/Fax No. 234 - 1 7590807. After which we shall discuss
in details the modalities for seeing this transaction through.
If however, you are not disposed to assist, kindly destroy this letter in
view of the confidentiality of the proposed transaction and interest of
personalities involved.
Thank you in anticipation of your co-operation.
Best Regards,
Mr.Cyril Epa


Hope that helps you out a little. Now fuck off.


(Orignal message excised due to un-orignality)
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I HAS HAT

Its the police!

Well just had another one of those run ins with the police. We had a quad on the back so that was a reason to stop us, then they checked the tax disc which was incorrect! It was the one from the work seat (the company pays insurance and road tax so it seems the seat has a disc for a jimny), luckly since david was quite co-opertive with them so they didn't clamp us for the tax disc error and since the quad was legal they couldn't do anything. On the bright side we get to into the station with in 7 days :-)
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