January 21st, 2003

I HAS HAT

Email from God

I got this email this morning, although it's sent in Binary.


From: God & Son <theallmighty@religioninc.biz>
To: Kevin "Princess of Earth" Costelloe <kevin@nrgmedia.org.uk>
Sent: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 7:51 AM
Subject: The meaning of life.

Kevin,

Me and Buddha were relaxing and thought "hey, you know what we could do for shits and giggle mate?" Buddha was like "Throw bacon at Allah?" I was like no way, that was SO 12th century and of course Buddha was like "I thought that was yesterday, must have been all that cider I had centuries ago" and I was like "You, Vishnu and Shiva were so wasted you were ill all over Ganesha's shoes. Ganesha was so vexed.".

So like skipping on, I we got together and writen the meaning of life, but in binary, hahahaha, time to get back to the party.

-God

The meaning of life:

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I HAS HAT

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I got a very odd call. Anybody out there with a mobile number containing 07949 180 as the first 6 digits, coz I don't know who you are mate. It be nice to know if you're a stalker or a wrong number.