February 5th, 2003

I HAS HAT

(no subject)

Actual Ads seen in newspapers:
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you'll never go anywhere again.
3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard,
meals and smacks included.
4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to
travel.
6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.
8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience
preferred.
9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom
for efficient beating.
10. Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00.