February 11th, 2003

I HAS HAT

An open letter to Orange cutomers.

Dear People Who Pay Orange money,

Have you noticed that all your friends take 3 days to reply to
your text messages? I'm sure you have, they don't hate you
not at all, it's just, well your network is shite when it comes
to sms. So please funnel your money into a real network
that doesn't take upto 8 years to deliver an sms message.

Regards

The Undersigned
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I HAS HAT

Booze

I'm starting to get a taste for Guinness now this is very odd for me as Guinness is, well, not the best tasting stuff in the world.