Child kills cat in dryer.
If the poster deletes it an archived copy may be located here.
edit: links removed
This is why I love Spam Assasin:
Content analysis details: (6.30 points, 5 required)
FROM_ENDS_IN_NUMS (0.7 points) From: ends in numbers
US_DOLLARS (1.4 points) BODY: Nigerian scam key phrase (million dollars)
RISK_FREE (1.0 points) BODY: Risk free. Suuurreeee....
MAILTO_TO_SPAM_ADDR (0.4 points) URI: Includes a link to a likely spammer email address
NIGERIAN_BODY (2.8 points) Message body has multiple indications of Nigerian spam
Oh look at me I've changed my style to a generic LJ paid style.