August 17th, 2003

Ohh shiny things

Oh Bollocks

Had a very scary moment today, went to collect my documents for my driving practical and place them in a single spot for easy retrival on Tuesday. I managed to get the confirmation letter, the theory pass certificate, my paper licence (my photo is in my wallet) and other little bits, however, when it came to getting my passport I searched around only to declare "Fux0rs, fucking cunt eating cow shagging mother spanking pile of fucking wank, WHAR IZ MY PAZZPART!" upon emptying the contents of my drawers on to the floor and rummaged around for about 5 minutes, then finally, I found it with my insurance paperwork. I have no idea why it was in there, but I think Al Queda had something to do with it, yes, Osama broke in to my house, hid my passport and left.
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