November 27th, 2003

Slut

An open letter to the terrorists...

Dear Evil Terrorists,

Mr. Bush was in Iraq today and he has probably left in one piece. I expected a little more
from you, really you have big "plans" for London and most US cities but you're unable to
get rid of a moron who almost killed himself with a pretzel.

Please kill yourselves now as I mock you.

Regards,

Kevin

p.s. down the road, not across the street.