December 5th, 2003

I HAS HAT

Action films are so cheap.

Who in their right mind would ever use the following as an excuse to go back into a house with a psychopath with a gun:

My cellphone is in the house

American films are just dumb for this reason, really, OMFG MAI MOBYLE IZ IN TEH HOUZE I NEED TA GET IT ZO I KAN TEXT FAR HELP! Such hard thought was put into this script obviously.