December 17th, 2003



eBay Scam Spam!

Dear valued eBay member,

It has come to our attention that your eBay Billing Information records are out of date. That requires you to update the Billing Information
If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and update your billing records, you will not run into any future problems with eBay's online service.
However, failure to update your records will result in account termination.
Please update your records in maximum 24 hours.

Once you have updated your account records, your eBay session will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Failure to update will result in cancellation of service, Terms of Service (TOS) violations or future billing problems.


Thank you for your time!
Marry Kimmel,
eBay Billing Department team.

Sweet Jesus

Holy shit, I had the scariest moment just a few seconds ago, a Nissan Micra just passed by it was EXACTLY like my own, same colour, same registration year, everything, except of course a rear windscreen wiper and P1XX reg.

Seriously, That was fuckin' scary.

CityLink are fucking cunts

I'm seriously annoyed with the fucking cunts who trade as "City Link" who supposedly operate a courrier service, but they're yet to prove that. Goods that were susposed to be delivered by 5pm today never showed, I was in all day as the time frame was "from 8:00am to 5:00pm" so I have wasted an entire day for these rabbit-spunk-eating twunts to stand me up.

Now since it's too fucking late in the day to change the delivery location they're going to come to the house again and I won't be here, I will be at work and when is the closest time they can deliver there? FRIDAY, well good for you bitches thanks a fucking lot, do you know why, BECAUSE AT NOON WE'RE ALL FUCKING OUT OF THERE so CityLink's fuckwit driver decides to skip off home and I get fucked around, brilliant you FUCKING WHORES.