February 4th, 2004

Gremlins

OUCH

I have a headache, it feels like my brain is being penetrated by a hot metal rod.

AND IT IS ALL 419's FAULT!!!111oneoneone
  • Current Mood
    IN TEH PAYNE
WE <3 BABIES

(no subject)

This company really needs to stop briging in engineers to fix things, this is because THEY ARE ALL MAN SEX ON LEGS! All of them are TEH SECKSEY and it's making my trousers tight.
  • Current Mood
    horny horny
Gooh Gooh Gah Gah

*SCREAM*

Dear office,

I am attempting to go for a poo not just a "I feel like taking a poo" poo, but one of those "MY BOWELS WILL EXPLODE IF IT DON'T GIVE BIRTH TO IT" kind of poos.

But your constant calling and whinging about all the minor things that effect you are preventing me from having this more than nessarry poo.

GO AWAY SO I MAY ENGAGE IN THIS NATURAL ACT.

-Kevin