April 2nd, 2004

I HAS HAT

Bitch

Today at lunch I walked over to the petrol station, selected food for me to consume then I handed over my card to pay the balance owing.

Now you may assume these are minor details and they are, but some little bitch seems to think that since I have more than three Jaffa Cakes that I must immedatly share them around the building.

This is not the case. If I choose to share my food I shall, if not I can do that as well for the simple reason I PAID FOR IT.

This is EXACTLY why I hate these people.
Generic Peggy Girl!

STOOPED OF TEH DAYE

Today's episode of STOOPED OF TEH DAY:

Me: OMG I HAVE RECEIVED LEIK NO EMAILS AND I'M GETTING LJ REPLIEZ, MY EMAIL IS BROKE!!!!!

Me: or it could have something to do without outlook not being open


Ta-da, I'm an idiot ;o)
Gooh Gooh Gah Gah

Black and yellow, what idiot thought that up?!??!

I'm wearing a black top (which are corporate issue) for piss stock take, now I've also been sweating which of course is not a problem, until it dries and leaves a white stain on my black top.

SEE I HAVE MORE CLASS THAN YOU LOT WITH MY WHITE STAIN BLACK TOP, IT'S ALL THE RAGE IN PARIS!!!
(well that's my excuse anyway)
I HAS HAT

(no subject)

I've purchased a VoIP phone (Budge Tone 101) for use with Gradwell's VoIP phone service.

Once it goes live the line rental and call charges are much less than telewests so it's quite sensable, plus if I go away I can also either bring the handset with me and attach it to a broadband connection or I can use a program over my laptop, so instead of paying extortonate hotel call charges I can almost get away with it :)

I feel like a technowhore ;o)

edit: give it a try on 0870 930 0035 [national rate number - 6.7 ppm peak, 3.4 off peak and 1.3ppm at weekends (BT rates)] 0117 306 0231 [local or national depending where you are], it's a temporary number as it's still in the trial stage, but it works flawlessly. If i'm not around or if the phone is logged off leave a message as I'd like to give the voicemail a go aswell.