May 25th, 2004

CRAZAY FROG

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After not seeing himself on television during the last 48 hours, David Beckham has a conference to whinge about something that nobody really gives a toss about.

Seriously, WE SENT YOU TO SPAIN, DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT AS A HINT TO GET OFF MY FUCKING NEWS?

I'm tempted to start a new charity "Spare a fiver and I'll take 100 luckly football hooligans to kick in Beckham's face".

edit: After watching the video from ITV News, it appears David has put on a pair of Victoria's earrings this morning.