June 5th, 2004

Durr

THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY WEEKEND KTHNX.



Our cunty and morbidly obese neighbours have returned home after a week of holidays or as I suspect, they finally finished their tea at MacDonalds. However, after peace for the entire week with everything being fantastic and no harsh things muttered as one drives out or in to the estate, they just come back and ruin it for everyone.

I have a feeling the tree-bush-plants that David put on the side of the house helped, then again the fat bitch was driving so it could just be the short walk from the side of our house to their front door was too much for the both of them to cope with.

God I hate these people, why can't they just burn their side of the attached house down and get the fuck out or at least start acting in the interests of others rather than themselves and her ego with that quite old and far from posh porche she so loves to display on their drive.

As you can tell these people really wind me up. They've had subtile hints by pretty much everybody now and still it hasn't penetrated the fat between their eyes and their brain.
I HAS HAT

BAH ON ALL YOUR HOUSES!

I'm most unamused with o2 at the moment. I was sent two media messages which I can't pick up because of "unable to connect to serice", "Error connecting to service" and/or "service unavailable".

THEY ARE MOST PANTS AND GETTING ON MY TITS NOW.
HAPPAY!

Blorg

David is still off in Evesham tonight so I'm all alone in the house again with the dogs, who take great joy in making me think there is a psychopathic murderer who has frequent appearances on Crime Watch, somewhere on the first floor.

I also feel like consuming the alcohol but I'm alone and that would be sad and for some reason at 3am I occasionally feel like going out for a drive, I'm not sure why but I do.

In other news I almost lost this entry due to incompetence.
I HAS HAT

I also...

... found that First Direct have been putting away £50 a month in to my eSavings account at NatWest, so I'm blinged up to £100 in savings, which unlike the last times I attempted to save I SHANT TAKE THIS MONEY EVAR. Well I will take it eventually, but not in the near future.

Err, what else, ah yes, my credit card is unnaturally under spent, which is most nice but I suspect they'll just give me an extra £6,000 credit limit to encourage it's use because Banks are just that foolish, "look he has no money, give him more credit!!11".