March 12th, 2005

Gooh Gooh Gah Gah

Stupid fucking creature!

Harvey almost glassed me a minute ago, I was sitting with him on the setti he hears David come in and quickly gets up, while I'm trying to drink. Instead of getting off the setti then running through the door, he takes the quickest route possible, the one under my arm, as his body goes past his fat arse raises as he jumps off and WHACK I get a mouth full of glass.

My upper lip on the left is starting to swell up like a fucking red balloon. Bastard.