October 1st, 2005

Cheerleader Cherie

The corporate monsters don't understand me.

To Three:


I've been trying to activate Mobile Web on my contract for about a week now, I've now been told I'm unable to do so because I have a legacy contract (3toGo).

I find this rather offensive considering that I took this contract out shortly after Three started and it is a contract and not some poxy pay and go top-up account.

Would somebody kindly explain why my contract isn't good enough to get any kind of add-ons without having to change it to one with a monthly line rental?


Kevin Costelloe

I expect to get an apology of some sort, then a 'well sorry we can't do anything but for £xx a month' and finally 'thanks for being with us so long' jibjab.

In more upbeat news

I'm almost done my freeipod site, oh how their solicitors will laugh before sending me threatening letters.

Anyways, here is a small taste of it, remember, some bits don't actually work yet and some bits aren't quite finished, but hey I did this in 10 minutes so it's all good.


I am Mr. Jessica Robertson (me mum wanted a girl) and I'm here to tell you about the wonderful website called FreeiPodNano.uk.cx!

It's so grate that everytime I visit it I slap out the old chap and bash one out on to photographs of my father in the nude!

Would you like to join? If so visit the special address below so they can know I sent you to them, then I shall be rewarded with the spunk of the Gods, a shiney new iPod Nano!


Good Day,
Julie Andrews
(Your bestest friend ever!)