May 23rd, 2006

Durr

LOL NOT FUNNAY

Ugh. I picked up my little plastic cup of brain exploding Kick, but since the cup is so rubbish it collapsed in on itself and went EVERYWHERE.

Now normally this wouldn't be a horrible problem, but I'm going to an agency this afternoon AND the kick is a yellowish colour. Not the best way to make an impression (unless of course you're aiming for a piss dribbler).

So I've had to hold a heater to my trousers and hope for the best. Thankfully it's not staining too badly (just a small yellow tinge) but I'm now smelling like a fun fair as it turns out there is shead loads of sugar in kick. Noyce.

Now I return to, uh, whatever I was doing.
Gremlins

OH NOES.

You know how I've got to go to Bath for this agency thing? Well I've forgot that I've just spent my parking money on lunch. I'm such a tard. Now I need to leave here early to go home and steal some parking cash.

I AM SUCH A THICKO!