My head just exploded in to a snot and vomit orgy. Not nice.
I also got the standard 3% pay rise, although I'm being paidless. I'm going to go to payroll and demand they reverse it unless it will even out by next month seeing as my contract is being terminated in a few months, so I'm not being paid even less than my current wages THNX.
This morning I had £830.00, now I have £0.
Today I have done the following:
- Paid Loan.
- Paid Ex-Credit Card.
- Paid Three.
- Paid for VALET Parking (£80).
- Bought Colony Currency.
- Filled my car with enough pertol to last me 200 miles + a weeks work driving (£31).
- Got my face drilled, prodded and filled up with white goo for £70.
I've found out the source of lack-o-pay, but I'm not writing about it again before a draft save as the arsehole firewall fobbed me off.
Well not quite. You see now that my tooth has been prodded to death and rammed full of plasticy goodness (all £70 worth), it seems my arsehole tongue has taken interest in this recreated tooth by rubbing against it's sharp edges and sliding across it's jaggedly sharp surface whilst I eat.
The right side of my tongue is in so much pain I can't describe it to you but I can't stop the fucking thing, WTF. Another reason this human fleshy body is utterly fucking useless.