October 24th, 2006

Vagina Science!

Up your fucking pipe.

Attention all, as you clearly know I fucking hate NatWank, more importantly I hate having to PAY to be abused by them. So I've located their GEOGRAPHIC number (which will bypass their 0845 malarky) for their automated/customer services line. It be:

0121 236 8837

Please use it CONSTANTLY.

Love you long time.