November 25th, 2006

Cheerleader Cherie

[1337 Electric Avenue] Get and STI and get out of my face.


Nothing in this world annoys me more than pregnant women, it's like do I really care your up the duff? Obviously the answer is no and get the fuck out of my way you lazy fat bitch. But more importantly they like to spread it around like they've got some special skill, does anybody give a shite you didn't strap it up before you slapped it up?

So the moral of this story is, I don't care you're producing ANOTHER useless human scum who no doubt will come to the conclusion that in the world today EVERYBODY should bow down to them because mummy said they were special (are we all not seeing this trend), alternatively, they'll just become preggers at 10 and live off my state pension money, bastards.

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Posted by Kevin to 1337 Electric Avenue at 11/25/2006 01:09:00 PM
Cheerleader Cherie

[1337 Electric Avenue] I'm going a bit psychic.


Right so all the psychic stuff has been ordered, see below:


Costume


Wig


Cock Sucker Sparkle Pink Lippy
and Glam Eyelashes

I'm going to be the best damn psychic you've ever seen, I need people to call 0117 911 8748 or visit the web page on Seven Online.

I've still got to buy some foundation and some manky coloured mascara from Boots, although it is a rather uncomfortable experience at best!


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Posted by Kevin to 1337 Electric Avenue at 11/25/2006 05:54:00 PM
Cheerleader Cherie

[1337 Electric Avenue] Some improvements to be made.


I had a go at trying out my psychic stuff, and I need to:

  1. Attach a headphone to the mic of the landline phone to improve the caller's audio, although they'll hear themselves in the loopback, but it might need to be done like that.
  2. The camera needs to be on a higher iris setting.
  3. Cock sucker pink looks rather fetching on camera.
  4. I need to get gold fabrics and other to cover the big red chair and as decoration.
  5. Fairy lights are a plus.
  6. More smoke.
That's it for now! Huzzah!

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Posted by Kevin to 1337 Electric Avenue at 11/25/2006 08:08:00 PM