May 3rd, 2010

Pool Boys


The man in the flat above is officially a bastard.

First there was the drunken smashing down the stairs, then there was the 6am "oh look what i did that was pretty funny" walk through with his friends.

Now, he's not stopped stomping about and playing shit guatar music. It sounds like Ghengis fucking Khan is over for tea.
Sexism is bad.

Woah. Hello 1995!


This is the first time in nearly over 10 years I have saw this message.  It kind of brings you back to a nicer time when
the internet wasn't, well really around, and Web2.0 was just the wet dream of some ponytailed marketing twat.

Twitter Updates of the Day

  • 01:12 My Lifestream seems to be missing alot of Twitter related items. Sad face. #
  • 10:45 RT @madeupstats The capital of Turkey is Ankara.
    The capital of neighbouring Greece is about #
  • 10:47 Ugh. I woke up about 15 minutes ago because of sun. Now it's dark. Honestly. Now I just feel groggy for nothing. #
  • 10:51 Short Staff? Hire taller ones! #
  • 11:16 Flash back to the mid 90s! #
  • 11:26 I feel so popular, my mobile is now giving text alerts and my @aolmail is also ponging every 2-3 minutes. #
  • 11:28 Right. I have to turn on #RadioFG. #
  • 11:39 AAAARRRRRGGGG The FG stream is dead :( #
  • 13:45 @tfeilding That explains the sudden need for an American Flag.... #
  • 14:41 @tfeilding That is an undebatable fact really. Without a cape it's just a nutter in a tight fitting suit. #
  • 15:09 Oh for fucksake #NetFirms just sent me an email "Your domain expired today", cheers for that, I think you missed the horses fleeing. #
  • 15:34 When @3UK Mobile Broadband works, it WORKS. Streaming radio + surfing + downloading. No lag. If only it didn't fail for weeks randomly! #3UK #
  • 20:52 What. The. Fuck. #
  • 20:54 Wow. When Ben Cohen posts photos, the gays start frothing, like zombies to a city centre. It makes you embarassed really. #
  • 21:19 To all who posted birthday wishes, thank you! Enjoy a 1/4 glass of wine with the evil nun on me! #
  • 22:03 - My room is what dreams are made of. Lava lamps and Hello Kitty. #
  • 22:07 Actually I completely missed out the 100s of disks and tapes! I have diablo too. I am a classic gaming god! #
  • 22:10 @oshiewan Universally level 20 is the addiction stage which is why 98.2% of all games only go up to level 19.99982 (@madeupstats?) #
  • 22:12 Thank you RBS for ruining the economy and leaving an office light on that is blazing through my window keeping me awake. #
  • 22:14 @tfeilding I paid them to harm and not kill you! Just relax and they'll treat you fine. #
  • 22:46 @tfeilding Was he one of the yoof types? If so you could have floored him pretty easily. #
  • 22:51 @mkuplens Pardon? Last apple store i was in they took payment using the pda thing around their neck. No queues! #
  • 22:55 @mkuplens I paid on debit card it was chip and pin. Freaked me out a bit. Felt like i stole it without going to a till. #
  • 23:02 Tonights anti-social noise is two lads playing football in the street. I'm down with that, they were shit hot at it. #
  • 23:04 @daniel_baylis It's probably allergies. Hay fever does weird things. #
  • 23:14 @kolor323 Status quo or chase and status? #
  • 23:45 @colmirl Bit of both really! #