So hey tuesday, what’s happening miss thing?
Here is my check-in, I lost the battle for control of Tesco’s wine street and I ain’t having it. I’m going to get that mayorship back even if I have to hunt people down. That’s my turf. It’s like the Crips and Bloods back in the day but with smartphones.
I found since upgrading Spotify my favourite mix crashes my phone. Not cool.
And my new mouth wash makes you mouth taste like a badger’s rectum.
All these things mean BAD TIMES.