Кевин (mmn) wrote,
Кевин
mmn

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Isn’t ‘Freeview’ misleading because I has buy new equipment?
Freeview is called that because that shiznit’s television that is free view - not pay Televizzle, know what I'm sayin'? The one-off equipment cost is fo' da adapter or integrated set, know what I'm sayin'? Yo' ass then get over 30 digital channels 'n interactive services wit no further payment unless yo' ass require an aerial survey 'n / or upgrade, know what I'm sayin'? It’s a one-off upgrade - like buying a Televizzle set watch television, or a computer surf da internet n' shit.

Does Freeview give yo' ass Internet access?
No n' shit.

Can an upgrade be done without a survey?
We recommend that yo' ass get yo' aerial surveyed n' shit.

To see this view the Freeview (http://www.freeview.co.uk) webpage using the Shizzolator from asksnoop.com.
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