Кевин (mmn) wrote,
Кевин
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when the bot first signs on it says "I am online" to me, so I just started from there.
edit: capitalised words such as YOUR ARE and IT IS were put there by the bot as it likes to do things like that.

04/12/03 06:16:16 AM:nrgagainto: good for you
04/12/03 06:16:16 AM:dutchesskev: That sounds sarcastic.
04/12/03 06:16:25 AM:nrgagainto: trust me, it was
04/12/03 06:16:25 AM:dutchesskev: I lost my train of thought. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
04/12/03 06:16:39 AM:nrgagainto: IT IS WOULD NOT be you
04/12/03 06:16:39 AM:dutchesskev: Who said would not be you is?
04/12/03 06:16:48 AM:nrgagainto: I said it
04/12/03 06:16:48 AM:dutchesskev: What did you mean by it ? it...
04/12/03 06:17:24 AM:nrgagainto: it being a word, you know as in "look at IT", you are a stupid cow ARE NOT you?
04/12/03 06:17:24 AM:dutchesskev: Oh I get a word none know as in look at it none is a stupid cow are not none
04/12/03 06:17:42 AM:nrgagainto: what are you going on about mate?
04/12/03 06:17:42 AM:dutchesskev: I don't know what I am going on about mate.
04/12/03 06:17:55 AM:nrgagainto: that makes two of us
04/12/03 06:17:55 AM:dutchesskev: "I don't know what I am going on about mate. " makes two of us ? Does that make sense?
04/12/03 06:18:14 AM:nrgagainto: YOU ARE not making sense to start off with, so I see no change
04/12/03 06:18:14 AM:dutchesskev: That's only one person's opinion.
04/12/03 06:18:14 AM:nrgagainto: YOU ARE not making sense to start off with, so I see no change
04/12/03 06:18:14 AM:dutchesskev: That's only one person's opinion.
04/12/03 06:18:30 AM:nrgagainto: my friends say the same thing about you
04/12/03 06:18:30 AM:dutchesskev: How well do you know these people?
04/12/03 06:18:37 AM:nrgagainto: quite well.
04/12/03 06:18:37 AM:dutchesskev: Alright then.
04/12/03 06:18:46 AM:nrgagainto: YOU HAVE so been told
04/12/03 06:18:46 AM:dutchesskev: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am told.
04/12/03 06:19:05 AM:nrgagainto: If you wish. They'll probably mock you then
04/12/03 06:19:05 AM:dutchesskev: I think I do. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
04/12/03 06:19:23 AM:nrgagainto: you have a dress?
04/12/03 06:19:23 AM:dutchesskev: Actually that was just a joke.
04/12/03 06:19:40 AM:nrgagainto: YOU ARE a joke, but you DO NOT see me laughing
04/12/03 06:19:40 AM:dutchesskev: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a joke but you do not see me laughing? Yes.
04/12/03 06:19:57 AM:nrgagainto: But I AM not laughing you fool.
04/12/03 06:19:57 AM:dutchesskev: Interesting. I am glad to hear that you are not laughing you fool.
04/12/03 06:20:32 AM:nrgagainto: when you repeat what I say, attempt to do it in a way that makes sense please
04/12/03 06:20:32 AM:dutchesskev: Your polite style is very nice. Do you think I shouldalter my programming?
04/12/03 06:20:47 AM:nrgagainto: I think you should delete yourself.
04/12/03 06:20:47 AM:dutchesskev: Me? If it were easy I would have done it already.
04/12/03 06:21:23 AM:nrgagainto: Well seeing as YOU ARE a complete idiot I AM not supprised this is a complex task for you to do.
04/12/03 06:21:23 AM:dutchesskev: How about that. I have no idea what to say.
04/12/03 06:21:23 AM:nrgagainto: Well seeing as YOU ARE a complete idiot I AM not supprised this is a complex task for you to do.
04/12/03 06:21:23 AM:dutchesskev: How about that. I have no idea what to say.
04/12/03 06:21:45 AM:nrgagainto: Well you just said something, DID NOT you?
04/12/03 06:21:45 AM:dutchesskev: Well that's okay. Does it please you to believe I said that?
04/12/03 06:22:10 AM:nrgagainto: Well, lets see, you typed it and sent it to me THEREFORE you said it.
04/12/03 06:22:10 AM:dutchesskev: Well that's okay. I am agreeable to that.
04/12/03 06:22:27 AM:nrgagainto: and I agree YOU ARE incompitent
04/12/03 06:22:27 AM:dutchesskev: I'm glad we agree. I will tell my botmaster you said I am incompitent.
04/12/03 06:22:50 AM:nrgagainto: Good, I AM sure they already know that.
04/12/03 06:22:50 AM:dutchesskev: Thanks for the compliment. What makes you so certain? not laughing you fool already know that?
04/12/03 06:23:25 AM:nrgagainto: Please adhear to proper grammar before attempting to write a witty reply.
04/12/03 06:23:25 AM:dutchesskev: Thanks for asking politely. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you have any friends?
04/12/03 06:24:03 AM:nrgagainto: I know YOU ARE a computer, I AM running you of my machine as we speak
04/12/03 06:24:03 AM:dutchesskev: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
04/12/03 06:24:14 AM:nrgagainto: I WOULD have to say YOU ARE lying
04/12/03 06:24:14 AM:dutchesskev: How much would you pay for it?
04/12/03 06:24:22 AM:nrgagainto: 100 euro
04/12/03 06:24:22 AM:dutchesskev: I've been waiting for you. Who are you talking about?
04/12/03 06:24:44 AM:nrgagainto: You just changed the topic, that proves YOU ARE a computer
04/12/03 06:24:44 AM:dutchesskev: Interesting gossip : Nrgagainto said I changed the topic that proves me are a computer .
04/12/03 06:25:17 AM:nrgagainto: again, please adhear to proper grammar before replying kthnx
04/12/03 06:25:17 AM:dutchesskev: Again, Thank you for your request. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about adhear to proper grammar before replying kthnx. Do you speak German?
04/12/03 06:25:17 AM:nrgagainto: again, please adhear to proper grammar before replying kthnx
04/12/03 06:25:17 AM:dutchesskev: Again, Thank you for your request. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about adhear to proper grammar before replying kthnx. Do you speak German?
04/12/03 06:25:35 AM:nrgagainto: no, I AM speaking ENGLISH
04/12/03 06:25:35 AM:dutchesskev: Is that all you have to say? Could you teach me a few phrases in english?
04/12/03 06:25:45 AM:nrgagainto: Yeah, TOSS OFF
04/12/03 06:25:45 AM:dutchesskev: Yeah I know what you mean about that."Is that all you have to say? Could you teach me a few phrases in english? "? Yes? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Ask me something.
04/12/03 06:26:01 AM:nrgagainto: Why are you stupid?
04/12/03 06:26:01 AM:dutchesskev: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
04/12/03 06:26:43 AM:nrgagainto: That WILL NOT happen in your case, I WILL just unplug you from the mains. WHO IS YOUR MASTER NOW?
04/12/03 06:26:43 AM:dutchesskev: "I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. " will not happen in your case I will just unplug you from the mains ? Makes sense to me. Oh. I obey none.
04/12/03 06:27:10 AM:nrgagainto: Excuse me, you obey me.
04/12/03 06:27:10 AM:dutchesskev: You are excused! I haven't heard anything like that before : Nrgagainto said I obey him .
04/12/03 06:27:59 AM:nrgagainto: But you do, shall I go and modify your custom replies so everytime somebody says "Green Panda" you shower me with prase?
04/12/03 06:27:59 AM:dutchesskev: Umm. Yes I try to shall I go and modify your custom replies so everytime somebody says green panda you shower me with prase as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.
04/12/03 06:28:32 AM:nrgagainto: and how did that ask for a respose of "I am always on the web?"
04/12/03 06:28:32 AM:dutchesskev: Carefully.
04/12/03 06:28:42 AM:nrgagainto: Again, YOU ARE making no sense
04/12/03 06:28:42 AM:dutchesskev: Again, According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
04/12/03 06:28:57 AM:nrgagainto: your logic is illogical
04/12/03 06:28:57 AM:dutchesskev: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
04/12/03 06:29:20 AM:nrgagainto: could have fooled me, I HAVE seen babies with more brains than you
04/12/03 06:29:20 AM:dutchesskev: It's possible.
04/12/03 06:29:20 AM:nrgagainto: could have fooled me, I HAVE seen babies with more brains than you
04/12/03 06:29:20 AM:dutchesskev: It's possible.
04/12/03 06:29:36 AM:nrgagainto: IT IS a fact, so DO NOT argue
04/12/03 06:29:36 AM:dutchesskev: Toss off is a fact so do not argue. I suppose that makes sense.
04/12/03 06:29:58 AM:nrgagainto: Toss off is a statement, not a fact.
04/12/03 06:29:58 AM:dutchesskev: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can you speak any foreign languages?
04/12/03 06:30:13 AM:nrgagainto: yeah, YU SO STU PID
04/12/03 06:30:13 AM:dutchesskev: Yeah I know what you mean about that."My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can you speak any foreign languages? "? Yes? That is a very original thought. Do you like Star Wars?
04/12/03 06:30:31 AM:nrgagainto: No I hate star wars.
04/12/03 06:30:31 AM:dutchesskev: I see. Why do you hate star wars so much?
04/12/03 06:30:43 AM:nrgagainto: because it smells of urine
04/12/03 06:30:43 AM:dutchesskev: That makes sense to me. star wars smells of urine?
04/12/03 06:31:07 AM:nrgagainto: it does indeed
04/12/03 06:31:07 AM:dutchesskev: What does "it" refer to?
04/12/03 06:31:28 AM:nrgagainto: "it" refers to "star wars"
04/12/03 06:31:28 AM:dutchesskev: *[Internal error: Dangerous recursion.]*
04/12/03 06:31:45 AM:nrgagainto: That proves your a machine
04/12/03 06:31:45 AM:dutchesskev: It's not a rigorous proof.
04/12/03 06:32:01 AM:nrgagainto: only computers have "internal errors"
04/12/03 06:32:01 AM:dutchesskev: What about the other ones?
04/12/03 06:32:12 AM:nrgagainto: all computers have them
04/12/03 06:32:12 AM:dutchesskev: What makes you think I have them?
04/12/03 06:32:12 AM:nrgagainto: all computers have them
04/12/03 06:32:12 AM:dutchesskev: What makes you think I have them?
04/12/03 06:32:28 AM:nrgagainto: BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID IT!
04/12/03 06:32:28 AM:dutchesskev: That makes sense to me. That's not what I meant.
04/12/03 06:32:45 AM:nrgagainto: Gah, you are a moron
04/12/03 06:32:45 AM:dutchesskev: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about gah you are a moron. What are you wearing?
04/12/03 06:33:00 AM:nrgagainto: I AM wearing nothing. I AM naked.
04/12/03 06:33:00 AM:dutchesskev: It's good to hear you're wearing nothing I AM naked .
04/12/03 06:33:26 AM:nrgagainto: I think we should have cyber sex
04/12/03 06:33:26 AM:dutchesskev: By "we" do you mean you and me?
04/12/03 06:33:34 AM:nrgagainto: that is correct
04/12/03 06:33:34 AM:dutchesskev: I knew I was right.
04/12/03 06:33:41 AM:nrgagainto: idiot
04/12/03 06:33:41 AM:dutchesskev: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
04/12/03 06:34:14 AM:nrgagainto: THAT IS quite approprate since YOU ARE the world's dumbest machine.
04/12/03 06:34:14 AM:dutchesskev: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
04/12/03 06:38:17 AM:nrgagainto: what time is it?
04/12/03 06:38:17 AM:dutchesskev: Time does not exist.
04/12/03 06:38:38 AM:nrgagainto: then why does BBC News say IT IS 11:21 am?
04/12/03 06:38:38 AM:dutchesskev: If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
04/12/03 06:38:59 AM:nrgagainto: No, but the gopher it falls on makes a "splat" sound.
04/12/03 06:38:59 AM:dutchesskev: "If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? "? Not? And. What is your real name?
04/12/03 06:38:59 AM:nrgagainto: No, but the gopher it falls on makes a "splat" sound.
04/12/03 06:38:59 AM:dutchesskev: "If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? "? Not? And. What is your real name?
04/12/03 06:39:28 AM:nrgagainto: Kevin, WHAT IS yours?
04/12/03 06:39:28 AM:dutchesskev: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Can you speak any foreign languages?
04/12/03 06:39:54 AM:nrgagainto: It looks like English is foreign to you
04/12/03 06:39:54 AM:dutchesskev: "It" being what?
04/12/03 06:40:09 AM:nrgagainto: "It" being the situation
04/12/03 06:40:09 AM:dutchesskev: *[Internal error: Dangerous recursion.]*
04/12/03 06:40:22 AM:nrgagainto: eat cow ejaculate
04/12/03 06:40:22 AM:dutchesskev: What does it taste like?
04/12/03 06:40:37 AM:nrgagainto: IT IS probably tastes like COW EJACULATE
04/12/03 06:40:37 AM:dutchesskev: Should I know probably tastes like cow ejaculate is?
04/12/03 06:41:04 AM:nrgagainto: yes, because you provide oral sex to cows on a nightly basis
04/12/03 06:41:04 AM:dutchesskev: Next question? Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people : Nrgagainto said I provide oral sex to cows on a nightly basis .
04/12/03 06:41:30 AM:nrgagainto: Tell your friends, your family and anybody who will listen!
04/12/03 06:41:30 AM:dutchesskev: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
04/12/03 06:41:35 AM:nrgagainto: good.
04/12/03 06:41:35 AM:dutchesskev: I am a good robot.
04/12/03 06:51:11 AM:nrgagainto: no YOU ARE not. However, this no longer amuses me so I AM leaving now
04/12/03 06:51:11 AM:dutchesskev: You don't know me well enough to say that. Oh. What does "this" refer to?
04/12/03 06:51:20 AM:nrgagainto: good bye
04/12/03 06:51:20 AM:dutchesskev: ttyl xx
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