Victoria has just released the BEST song on to the market, it's amazing, everybody must hear it!
However, it is not a reverse universe so this is what I proclaim:
Victoria found the meaning of "tripe" and decided to take it to new levels by releasing something that has no description of it's extreme shite-ness, after viewing it I wanted to poke out my eyes, tear off my ears and slit my throat.
P.S. If Victoria ever finds this could you PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY sew up your mouth.