Кевин (mmn) wrote,

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An Open Letter

Dear Cunt Nice Driver,

The horn is used for alerting other drivers, people and the occasional flock of pigeons of your presence, this is basic knowledge. However, your use of it tonight was not one of those, I do apologise I had kept you from your important task by driving 30mph down a 30mph road, I also apologise for not speeding across the road to make a right turn, next time I will ignore anything in my path and make my maneuver at 45mph in an attempt to save you precious time.

If 45mph is not suitable I shall do it at 145mph instead.

Kind Regards Hit a fucking tree and die,

Blue Micra, P reg, 1.0L.

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