Mark Jones, 19, faced fines totalling £417 after admitting a string of driving offences and possessing cannabis.
But instead of making him pay up, Port Talbot magistrates offered to waive the fines - if he sat at the back of the court for 30 minutes until lunchtime.
Magistrate Lynda "I'm a fucktard" Heycock needs a slap with a glove made of poison laced needles.
