As a nation we should unite and LAUGH at him, first for being quite stupid, secondly for being a hollywood star and being that stupid and third for telling porkies to hide the fact he is quite stupid.
Next in the news...
Bluetooth phones spark public sex craze. Something new that we can all do with our Bluetooth enabled handsets, solicit for sex, hurrah for technology!
And finally, I have now offically quit my job.