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An open letter.

Dear Germany,

As of this date I hereby impose a restriction on the export of your "dance music" until such time as you meet the following requirements:

  • It's no longer shit.

  • The videos contain something other than tits, seriously you're robbing the porn industry of their business.

  • When you purge the industry of it's former "artists", preferbly with a long and slow death.


  • Once you have completed these tasks submit form A303-BR2 and the €19,000 penalty fee to:

    The European Music Controller
    FREEPOST "End the Suffering", Licence 2982
    Brussels

    Thank you for your time.