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JONSKA, I SAW A BEE MATING WITH A FLY, SOON THERE WILL BE MUTANT FLYBEE HYBRIDS AND WE WILL ALL DIE.

Unless of course, instead of being mutant killer flybees they become bees who act like flies, then that could be as simple as laying down some poison poo.

(btw, this occured in that backward Wiltshire town of Chippenham, to which I left at speed this afternoon.)



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Gasp! I am in shock, sir.

We should obtain all the fly, bee and wasp sprays in the entire county and profiteer as our new Flybee masters slowly take over.

I'm sure that by making a hybrid flamethrower/bugspray device (with flyswat bayonet), we can defend our precious supplies of pollen and dog poo.

*gasps*

omg you were in chippenshit?!!!!!!


wow!!!!!! :)

teehee

*giggles*

i know someone who lives there.

I prefer to call it Chavinham, mostly because all the chavs seem to like running towards my motor, most likely to car jack it, but I'd like to think more on the lines of "lambs to the slaughter".

Good point. Hopefully once you're done, there will be far less chavs about.

Dear, sweet innocent Jonska, no matter how hard you try and how many chavs you rid the planet of, there will always be many more with Burberry Blood who will rack up more ASBOS than last years BP profits, who will write off more cars than a car crusher and who will pop a few hundred little sprogs all named Sharinah-LeeAnne.

I work there for the next two weeks AND I SHANT BE FOILED BY THAT CRAZY ROUNDABOUT WITH ITS CONFUSING LINES FOR THAT ENTIRE PERIOD!

It none the less foiled me today and I had to drive to the next roundabout and perform the "look at me I'm a twat!" right hand turn.

HA HA HA HA HA

feel for ya

ps if you see someone called Richard [otherwise known as Pob, or Wired] give him a slap from me ;)

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