Since America is probably going to destroy the planet within the next few months with Bush still in power, I have devised this letter to be posted to HRH Queen Elizabeth. Please print, sign and date it.
Your Royal Majesty,
As you have probably already been told George W Bush has been voted in by the people of the United States Of America. This proves that they are no longer capable of ruling themselves in a sane or logical manner.
As most [your nationality here] agree, we are probably doomed to eternal terrorism, wars and corruption brought on by this President and his nation of lambs*, this is why I write to you today and urge you to take back this former colony and install a proper government. I also wish, if not beg, you to fix it's errors in [insert countries in "war" with America - update as required] and bring peace back to these lands.
Kind Regards OR Your loyal subject**
Post this to:
HRH Queen Elizabeth
London SW1A 1AA.
Hopefully if she receives enough of these she'll either, take over or just burn all incoming post.
* = Obviously not all Americans are lambs.
** = Only use for persons living in and born in the UK and commonwealth countries.