As I mounted one of these things All you could hear was a "Skeeeeeerch" which was the sound of my under carriage being ripped to shit, then I meet the beast as I get in to the car park.
This fucking metal mountain was a cunt, it had bits of metal sticking out so I had to stop and make sure they were going to hit the right bit of the car and not my tyres, then as I go I make it until the tyres loose grip and skid against the metal so I have to reverse and kamakazee this thing, to which I get greeted with another sound that quite possibly means my car is now no longer road worthy.
Seriously, what stupid cunt thought that up (if you know who did, shop them, SHOP THEM GOOD)?