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Kévin

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Banks

I just sent this to the major three who are now charging extra to use bank machines to get more money (this is the orignal, I had to edit it because RBC doesn't like profanity):

Dear Banks,

I would like to congratulate you on the "White Labeling" innovation,
without it students like my self would have much more money than we
deserve to have. You have prevented me from becoming an alcoholic as
I can no longer afford anything but water after I pay off all the service
charges on my bank account, you saved me from being fat as I can't afford
anything but bread, you saved me from being a slut because I can't afford
to go out to clubs, you saved me from getting a student loan because
I can no longer afford transit fare to goto school. I hope you keep
up the good work, maybe one day all I will be able to afford is a jar
where I will store my money so I can close my bank accounts and stop
funding your children's cocaine use.

Thank you for robbing me in broad daylight, and may you accept a Royal
Fuck You.
-Kevin Welford-Costelloe
Angry Bank Victim, Toronto



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nice letter kev
I should get you to write a letter to the Gov't about making it so f'in hard to find a person to sign the passport form grr

Re: nice letter

Actually the government of canada is my next victim for allowing this to happen

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