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Shifty email of the day

Today I'm in a fightin' mood, so when this came from a sales prick I jumped down his throat ASCII style. I've changed his name to Andrea because I hate him.

He sends (subject Branch Cardiff South):

Kev,

Have we despatched any price lists to this branch recently?
If so, when?, what? and for who's attention?

Cheers,

Andrea

I send:
Which account/post code is Cardiff south? It's not on the address card and
having no local knowledge of Cardiff doesn't help me find it either.
-Kevin

I LOL and await his reply.



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I'll send him this:

Btw, Tom (who is much cooler than you to the power of a billion) has noticed your lack of grammar correctness and he says you're a twat you fucking cunt face. That is all.

spell 'your' as 'you're' so his head explodes.

And a billion times zero is roughly zero.

He's scum, you're not scum. Therefore maths indicates 1bn times better than him. FA©T.

aww, u say dah sweetest thangs

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