I've officially lost my payment card today (of non-descript value) it will be sadly missed. Oddly enough I think I might be running foul of a treason charge for it as it were a Union Jack/Union Flag [chose your side and shut up] card. Hopefully they'll re-send the new one with the same design or I'll suicide.
I've also had to send out some emails saying "you ain't getting no cash 'ho", thankfully the responses have been "ok, we lub roo" rather than "bitch, don't make me have to pry it from yo dead fingaz".
Oh how I like being this gangsta, it makes me feel like a real man.