I HAS HAT

Dealing with Kaja Today has been Interesting

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[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: So Kaja saw another cat, one that just went a bit further than it should have because it’s in heat
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: Kaja blew down the closure
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: And went to fight this cat in it’s own territory
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: When I hear it I flew out the window
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: I’ve been in an hour long negotiation with this psychopath
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: Fucking all the neighbours coming down, watching, this fucking savage wild cat scream and wreck a broom
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: After throwing flowers off of this poor guys house, kids traumatised, I managed to knock her down enough rage pegs to corner her with a towel and disable her legs
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: Drag the little psycho back in, screaming the place down
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: She’s now focused her rage on me
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: I can’t sit or work
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: And she’s banned from her garden for at least 2 weeks to chill the fuck out
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: And all my neighbours now know me as the guy with a savage animal
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: I have to move
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: Change my name
[16:47, 21/04/2020] Kévin: Change my face

My Life, F it

Since then I discovered she managed to rip out two of her claws, and of course she’s still heinously angry, so next trauma is washing her foot and checking it in the morning, then the vet visit.

Oh the vet visit will be bloody. Probably mine.

Gremlins

The Boredom is Setting in

Other than my sleep cycle being utterly fecked up, during my waking hours I’m running out of things to find (other than smoking, and boy is that expensive when you buy in France).

I’ve been reading books, but generally when I do that I end up falling asleep at whatever random hour that might be. My TV is also now developing age issues, so the struggle is real trying to turn it on. At least my Freebox is responding to vocal commands (and no it’s not Alexa, but it is temperamental).

The blitz of working the new site was rather faster than I expected, still some things to do there, just not really a whole set of work to do to keep me fully occupied. 🤷‍♂️

As for Miss Kaja, she’s still doing her thing, mainly outside.